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100件關於Jack的小秘密。

這是在批踢踢24板爬文發現到的，好可愛的一項調查，

雖然才看第二季，但一些描述也讓我會心一笑。

原文網址: 
http://www.twentyfour.tv/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred 

摘取幾個很有感覺的條目好了 。

2. The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. 
這邊的重點字是取cross雙關很簡單就可以瞭解。

4.When someone asked Jack Bauer if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied "What does 'afraid' mean?" 
會不會害怕007龐德先生呀？

什麼？我不懂什麼叫做「害怕」，帥啊！Jack！

5.Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes. 
這從昨天第二季後面Jack被拷打，雙手被吊起來全身赤裸(>////<) 

被電擊、被熱鐵棒燙、刀割、注射奇怪的針筒、拳打腳踢..... 

還可以跑幾公里去追音效技師，帶著Shelly去見Kingsley，

跑上跑下的，真的只有神級的Jack才做得到。

7.Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon. 
講這個老妹覺得超好笑! 

9.If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1". 
個人認為算是最幽默的前三名吧！

13.When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer. 
十分中肯! 

16.Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

19.Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live. 
提到帶賽王兼瘟神......真的誰愛到誰倒楣啊！

22.If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". 
就是因為不是這樣所以才有24、才有帥到翻天的神人Jack啊!!! 

24.There is a deeper reason that Kim will not forgive Jack. For years during her birthday and Christmas when Kim would look for presents Jack would just laugh to himself before finally telling her, "I give you my word." 
Jack的口頭禪......XD 

29.If a suspect mentions your name, while being interrogated by Jack Bauer, you have a 3.26% chance of surviving the next 3 hours. 
只看第二季就覺得真是不能同意更多了！

43.Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. 
中毒太深了......... 

45.Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. 
又玩雙關意思~~~很妙! 

47.Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever. 
看完第一個反應就是哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~ 

54.Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer. 
又一個跟電影又關的梗。

55.The Berlin Wall fell because Jack Bauer needed to get to the other side. 
非常Jack Bauer的作風。

56.If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef. 
嗯......不就正好在說第二季的塞浦路斯錄音帶事件嗎? 

57.1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. 
多少人Jack都沒在怕的啦！！！

60.Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. 
Jack不是超人，他是神人！！！

63.Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry. 
太諷刺啦！！

65.Torturing terrorists is like riding a bike. Jack Bauer never forgets. 
真想看他torture Shelly或是Carrie 。

80.Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment. 
我完全相信! 

83.The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population. 
另類控管人口數的好方法?(誤) 

85.Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours." 
不然幹麻叫24? 

92.Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. 
看到就直接撇尿了吧！

93.Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. 
連害怕都不知道的人會有弱點??? 

98.On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.

100.When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..." 
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我愛24！我愛Jack Bauer ！趕快追第三季吧！！！